7+ Best Witty Jokes people lieing Jokes

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What's a liar's favorite exercise? Jogging the truth!

I asked my friend why he lied about his age. He said, 'Age is just a number, but lying is an art.

I asked the fortune teller why she always lied about the future. She said, 'It's in my crystal ball contracts.

I asked my friend why he lied about being an elevator repairman. He said he wanted to take things to the next level.

What's the liar's favorite music genre? Alternative facts!

What do you call someone who can't stop telling lies? A fib-ster!

I asked my friend how many lies he could tell in one breath. He replied, 'I don't know, I'm not a politician.

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