6 People Lieing Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 09 2025

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I told my pet parrot to stop lying all the time. Now he only repeats the truth selectively.
I used to be a pathological liar, but I was cured. Now I'm just an occasional liar with good intentions!
I told my computer I needed a break from all the lies. Now it's on a truth and reconciliation process.
I told my boss I have a rare condition where I can't come to work on Mondays. It's called 'Laziness.
I thought about telling a lie, but then I remembered I'm not running for office.

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