4 Jokes About Pavlov

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Updated on: Feb 12 2025

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Have you ever noticed how our office environments are like Pavlovian experiments? I mean, the boss rings a bell (or, you know, sends an email), and we all start working like we've been electrocuted. Ding! There goes the email, and suddenly we're typing away like our keyboards owe us money.
You know, I've been thinking about Pavlov and his experiments with dogs. That guy was onto something. He'd ring a bell, and the dogs would salivate, expecting food. Now, I've tried this at home, but instead of dogs, I've got cats. Let me tell you, it's not as effective. I
You ever feel like social media is the modern-day Pavlovian experiment? Your phone pings, and suddenly you're checking your notifications like a dog salivating for treats. You post a photo, and the likes start rolling in. It's a dopamine feast. But then, you post something important, and it's like crickets.
I've been trying this new diet, inspired by Pavlov. Every time I crave junk food, I ring a bell and eat a carrot instead. It's not going as well as I'd hoped. I find myself craving junk food just so I can ring the bell and eat the carrot as

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