bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why did Pavlov's dog become a chef? It couldn't resist the sound of the dinner bell!
0
0
My friend started a Pavlovian dating service. The dinner date comes with a free bell and a drool-proof menu.
0
0
My dog tried Pavlovian self-help. Now he believes every problem can be solved by ringing a bell and fetching a solution.
0
0
I accidentally conditioned myself to crave pizza every time my phone rings. Now I have a Pavlovian response to telemarketers.
0
0
I tried to teach my goldfish using Pavlovian methods, but it turns out they can't hear bells. Now they just swim in circles whenever I walk by.
0
0
Pavlov's dog started a band. They're known for their hit single 'Bell of Salivation.
0
0
I taught my cat Pavlovian tricks. Now, every time I open a can of tuna, she starts purring like a bell is ringing.
The Pavlovian Gym Experience
0
0
You ever notice how going to the gym is a lot like Pavlov's experiment? Every time I hear the sound of clanging weights, I start drooling... for pizza.
Pavlovian Tech Addiction
0
0
My phone is like Pavlov's bell. Every time it pings, I check it instantly. I'm so conditioned that if it rang during a horror movie, I'd answer it, thinking it's just the killer reminding me to lock the front door.
Pavlov's Alarm Clock
0
0
My alarm clock has a Pavlovian effect on me. The sound of it makes me instantly hit the snooze button, thinking I can train it to let me sleep in just a little longer. Spoiler alert: it doesn't work.
Dating Pavlov's Style
0
0
Dating is like Pavlov's experiment. When the waiter brings the check, my date suddenly remembers she's a feminist and insists on splitting it. Where was that independence when I needed someone to reach the top shelf at the grocery store?
My Dog's Pavlovian Mastery
0
0
I tried Pavlov's conditioning on my dog. Now, every time the doorbell rings, he fetches my slippers. I guess I forgot the part about distinguishing between guests and the mailman.
Pavlov's Shopping Spree
0
0
Shopping online is my Pavlovian weakness. Every time I get an email about a sale, I start salivating over discounts like my dog does for a dropped piece of steak.
Pavlovian Dieting
0
0
I tried a Pavlovian diet. Every time I craved chocolate, I'd ring a bell and eat a celery stick. Now I've developed a Pavlovian response to celery: I start craving chocolate.
Pavlovian Traffic Jam
0
0
Traffic jams are the real-life Pavlovian test. The moment my car slows down, my hand automatically reaches for my phone, hoping to find a magical shortcut on Google Maps. Spoiler alert: Google Maps doesn't have a magic teleportation feature... yet.
Pavlovian Parenting
0
0
Parenting is all about Pavlovian responses. I've conditioned my kids so well that when I say, time for bed, they automatically start negotiating like they're buying a used car.
Post a Comment