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Pavlov's Bellhop
Pavlov's dog working in a hotel, struggling with customer requests
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I asked Pavlov's dog about his job, and he said, "It's ruff." I said, "Why don't you quit?" He replied, "Well, it's the only job where my natural talents are appreciated. Plus, I get to wear this fancy uniform.
Pavlov's Dating Woes
Pavlov's dog trying to navigate the dating scene
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Pavlov's dog tried online dating, but it didn't work out. His profile said, "Looking for someone to ring my bell without triggering existential doggy crises." No luck so far; it seems the perfect match is harder to find than a buried bone.
Pavlov's Therapist
A therapist treating Pavlov's dog for bell-related trauma
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Therapist to Pavlov's dog: "We need to desensitize you to bells. How about we start with something small, like wind chimes?" The dog replies, "Doc, I'm not trying to sound rude, but I want to overcome my issues, not turn into a furry wind orchestra.
Pavlov's Fitness Regimen
Pavlov's dog attempting a workout routine
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I saw Pavlov's dog doing yoga. Every time the instructor said, "Find your center," he thought she meant "ring the bell." Downward dog took on a whole new meaning when he started expecting treats for holding the pose.
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