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Paul McCartney's advice for musicians? 'Let it Brie', but not too cheesy!
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Did you hear about Paul McCartney's gardening hobby? He's a 'Let It Grow' enthusiast!
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Why did Paul McCartney cross the road? To get back to where he once belonged!
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Paul McCartney's advice on patience? 'Let it tea', it takes time to steep!
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What's Paul McCartney's favorite insect? Ladybug, because it sings 'Hey Jude' all day!
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Why did Paul McCartney become a carpenter? He wanted to 'build a bridge' to his past!
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Paul McCartney, the man who wrote 'Hey Jude' and 'Let It Be.' I can't even get my cat to stop knocking stuff off the kitchen counter. Maybe I should try writing a song about it – 'Hey Fluffy, Stop Being Rude.'
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Paul McCartney is known for his love songs. I once wrote a love song too, but it was more like 'Love in the Time of Netflix.' Spoiler: the climax involved choosing a movie.
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Paul McCartney wrote 'Blackbird.' I once tried to write a song about a bird, but it ended up being more like a rap battle with the neighborhood crows. They're tough critics.
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Paul McCartney played at the Super Bowl halftime show. I can barely perform a dance routine without tripping over my own feet. They call it the 'Super Bowl Shuffle,' but for me, it's more like the 'Super Bowl Stumble.'
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Paul McCartney has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I once got a gold star on my third-grade spelling test. Same thing, right? Well, almost. His star doesn't come with a permission slip for the ice cream truck.
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Paul McCartney is a knight. Sir Paul McCartney. The closest thing I've been knighted for is successfully assembling IKEA furniture. 'Arise, Sir Flatpack Builder!'
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You ever think about how Paul McCartney was in a band called Wings? The only 'Wings' I'm associated with are the ones I get at the local bar on 'All You Can Eat' night. I'm a culinary hero, really.
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Paul McCartney wrote 'Yesterday.' Meanwhile, I'm just trying to remember what I had for breakfast yesterday. Spoiler alert: it was probably cereal. My life is not as musically profound.
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You know, Paul McCartney is a living legend, but even legends have their quirks. I heard he refuses to eat pizza with a fork. Well, I refuse to eat pizza without a fork. I call it 'Pizza Etiquette,' he calls it 'Help! I've got tomato sauce on my fingers!'
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