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Fan at a Paul McCartney Concert
Trying to impress Paul without getting kicked out
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I bought a VIP ticket hoping to meet Paul backstage. I walked up confidently, and he looked at me. I said, "Hey, Paul, I'm your biggest fan!" He squinted at me and replied, "Are you sure? You look more like a medium.
Paul McCartney's Pet Parrot
Repeating everything in a Liverpudlian accent
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Paul brought some friends over, and I overheard him saying, "This parrot can mimic anything!" I thought, "Anything? Challenge accepted." Now I'm banned from repeating certain McCartney lyrics. Let's just say "Hard Day's Night" is not safe for parrot ears.
Paul McCartney's Uber Driver
Navigating through fans while keeping Paul incognito
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Fans asked if they could take selfies with Paul. I said, "Sorry, he's in disguise." One fan said, "I can tell it's him by the eyes." I thought, "Well, we can't disguise those puppy dog eyes. It's like trying to hide the sun with a post-it note.
Paul McCartney's Personal Assistant
Dealing with Paul's quirky requests
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I asked Paul what he wanted for his birthday. He said, "Just surprise me." So, I bought him a Justin Bieber album. He looked at it and said, "I said surprise, not traumatize!
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