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You ever think Paul McCartney's freezer is just filled with frozen "Yesterday"s? "Oh, I'll just defrost one for dinner tonight.
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Imagine being Paul McCartney at a karaoke bar. People are like, "Wow, this guy's really good at singing his own songs." Yeah, no kidding!
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I bet Paul McCartney never has to worry about forgetting his own lyrics. Meanwhile, I can't even remember why I walked into the kitchen.
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I was thinking, if Paul McCartney ever gets a job at a bakery, he'd probably start a band called "The Rolling Scones.
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Paul McCartney has been knighted by the Queen. That's a high honor. I can barely get my cat to acknowledge me when I walk in the door.
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Paul McCartney has played for huge crowds, but I bet even he gets nervous when someone hands him a karaoke mic at a family reunion. "Come on, Uncle Paul, sing 'Let It Be'!
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You ever notice how Paul McCartney probably never has to search for his own name on Google? Like, the rest of us type it in, and Google's like, "Did you mean: Paul who's not a Beatle?
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You know you've made it when you're Paul McCartney and can say, "I used to be in a little band called The Beatles." I say that, and people think I'm talking about a bug orchestra.
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I wonder if Paul McCartney has a special drawer at home just for all the Grammy Awards he's won. Meanwhile, I have a drawer full of ketchup packets.
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