9 Jokes For Paterno

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Updated on: Sep 03 2024

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Why did the Paterno bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
How did the Paterno become an expert chef? He knew how to pasta-tively season everything!
How does a Paterno answer the phone? 'Al dente'?
Why did the Paterno become a musician? Because he was great at playing 'penne' whistle!
What did the skeptical spaghetti say to the Paterno? 'Prove to me you're not a pasta-fraud!
How did the Paterno become a great photographer? He knew the best angles for 'pasta' pics!
What do you call a Paterno who's a magician? 'Pasta-farian'!
How did the Paterno impress everyone at the dance? He had 'pasta' moves!
How did the Paterno become a great storyteller? He knew how to 'spaghetti' his words together!

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