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What did the overly enthusiastic Paterno say at the restaurant? 'I cannoli imagine how great this meal will be!
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Why did the Paterno go to the art gallery? To brush up on his sauce-casso techniques!
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What do you call a Paterno who's a gardening enthusiast? A 'pasta-tender'!
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Why did the Paterno bring a measuring tape to the cooking class? To ensure he got 'pasta' precise!
Paterno's Cooking Class
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Took a cooking class recently, and the chef's advice was, Cook your meals like you're preparing a feast for Paterno. Extra secrecy, minimal seasoning information, and act surprised when anyone asks for the recipe.
Paterno's Pizza Paranoia
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Alright, so I ordered a pizza the other day, and the delivery guy was so paranoid. He hands me the box like he's passing a top-secret document, looks around, and goes, Paterno said to tell you it's extra cheese, no witnesses.
Paterno's Dating Advice
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I asked my friend for dating advice, and he goes, Think of it like impressing Paterno. Be mysterious, drop hints but never spill the beans, and always pay for dinner as if your bank account is under constant surveillance.
Paterno's Pet Training
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Got a new pet, and the trainer said, Train your pet like it's on a covert mission for Paterno. Teach it to fetch secrets instead of sticks, and if it ever starts barking in Morse code, you know you're on the right track.
Paterno's Mystery Meetings
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Have you ever been invited to one of Paterno's meetings? It's like being summoned to a secret society. There's dim lighting, hushed whispers, and everyone acts like they've just stumbled upon the holy grail. I thought I was signing up for a team-building exercise, turns out it was just a potluck dinner.
Paterno's Standup Comedy Workshop
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Joined a comedy workshop with a Paterno twist. The instructor advised, Tell jokes like you're sharing classified information. The punchline is the secret, and laughter is the approval from Paterno himself. Just hope he has a good sense of humor.
Paterno's Gardening Guru
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So, I decided to take up gardening, and my neighbor is this hardcore Paterno disciple. He comes over and says, You want a garden that thrives? Plant your seeds like Paterno's secrets – in the dark, away from prying eyes, and never reveal your watering schedule.
Paterno's Tech Support
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Called customer service the other day, and the rep was like, To solve your problem, imagine Paterno is overseeing your computer issues. Suddenly, my computer was fixed, but now I'm worried about Paterno spying on my browser history.
Paterno's Fitness Regime
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I tried joining this new fitness class called Paterno's Sweat Sanctuary. The instructor's motivational mantra was, Sweat like you just found out Paterno's watching your workout on CCTV. I've never seen people run on treadmills so fast in my life!
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