7 Jokes For Paterno

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Updated on: Sep 03 2024

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Why did the Paterno open a comedy club? He had the best 'pasta' jokes in town!
Why was the Paterno so good at math? Because he knew how to divide and conquer the pizza!
What did the Paterno say to the restless pasta? 'Ravi-oh-please, settle down!
Why did the Paterno refuse to play hide-and-seek? He couldn't spaghetti himself anywhere!
Why did the Paterno become a detective? Because he was an expert at 'al dente'ifying suspects!
Why did the Paterno start a bakery? He wanted to 'knead' the dough!
What did the Paterno say to the skeptical spaghetti? 'You can trust me, I'm pasta-tively delicious!

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