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On Pastor Appreciation Day, do they get to skip church and sleep in, or is that reserved for April Fools' Day? "Surprise, Pastor Jim! You thought you had to preach, but we got you a day off instead!
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I recently found out about Pastor Appreciation Day. So, do we get to appreciate them with applause or by trying to beat their record for longest sermon without a bathroom break? "Pastor Steve, you've lasted three hours, but I've been holding it for four!
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Pastor Appreciation Day is like a secret club. You get invited, but no one tells you what the initiation process is. "Is there a secret handshake? Do I have to memorize all the hymns backwards? Help a brother out!
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You know, they have this thing called "Pastor Appreciation Day." I mean, I appreciate my pastor and all, but is there a specific day I'm supposed to remember not to send him my list of sins? "Sorry, Pastor Mike, I was going to confess, but it's only Tuesday.
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So, it's Pastor Appreciation Day. Do we appreciate them by nodding enthusiastically during the sermon, or is it more of a standing ovation kind of day? "Pastor, you really nailed that parable about the mustard seed!
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I love the idea of Pastor Appreciation Day, but I'm not sure what gift to get. A "World's Best Pastor" mug seems cliché. Maybe a GPS that reroutes every time he tries to take a shortcut to a sermon point?
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I've been thinking about Pastor Appreciation Day, and I'm wondering if pastors secretly compete to see who can receive the most heartfelt handshake without lingering too long in the holy embrace. "Pastor Tom, that was a solid seven seconds, nicely done!
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I was at a Pastor Appreciation Day event, and they had a contest to see who could quote the most Bible verses in 60 seconds. I thought, "Is this a speed dating event for the spiritually inclined?
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I heard there's a trend on Pastor Appreciation Day where people try to guess what color tie the pastor will wear. It's like a spiritual version of betting on sports, but with less tackling.
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