5 Pastor Appreciation Day Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 11 2024

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The Newbie in the Congregation

Confused Celebration
I was asked to sing a song for the pastor. I chose "Happy Birthday." They said, "It's not his birthday." I replied, "Oh, I thought we were celebrating the birth of his career or something.

The Tech-Savvy Youth Group Member

Digital Dilemma
I overheard someone saying, "Let's livestream the whole event!" I thought, "Do they want to see the pastor getting appreciated or just watch me accidentally hit him in the face with the selfie stick?

The Overachieving Church Elder

Overbearing Appreciation
The pastor said, "Your appreciation means a lot." I replied, "It sure does. By the way, I’ve scheduled your next five years of sermons. You're welcome.

The Kitchen Committee Member

Culinary Conundrum
They asked me to prepare a special dessert. I made a cake shaped like a pulpit. Someone said, "Is that a podium?" I said, "No, it's a divine confectionery creation!

The Unenthusiastic Congregation Member

Forced Enthusiasm
The pastor said, "You can give a donation as a token of appreciation." I handed him a handful of pocket lint. Hey, it's the thought that counts, right?

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