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Why did the pastaway mathematician refuse to be buried? It wanted to stay square root!
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Why did the pastaway musician go to therapy? It couldn't handle the decomposing notes!
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I used to be a tailor, but I pastaway my measuring tape for a longer length of life!
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Why did the pastaway document go to therapy? It had too many issues with its history!
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Why don't pastaways ever get lost? Because they always follow a dead end!
Paranormal Party Pooper
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I tried throwing a party for my ghost friends, but it was a disaster. They couldn't touch the snacks, spilled ectoplasm on the carpet, and one of them got stuck inside the wall. It was like a horror version of a kegger.
Ghostly Parenting Advice
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The other day, I found a note from my deceased mom. It said, Remember to eat your vegetables, call once in a while, and haunt your siblings just for fun. Thanks, Mom. I always knew you had a ghost of a sense of humor.
Haunted GPS
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My GPS must be haunted because it keeps insisting on taking me to the cemetery. I asked it for directions to the grocery store, and it responded, In 500 feet, turn left and rest in peace.
Poltergeist Pranks
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Living with a mischievous ghost is like having a supernatural roommate on a permanent April Fools' Day. I woke up with Boo! written on my mirror. Well played, ghost. Well played.
The Afterlife Inbox
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You know, they say technology has advanced so much that even the dead can communicate with us. My great aunt just sent me an email from the beyond. Subject: Life Review - 1 Star. Would not recommend.
The Phantom Therapist
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I visited a ghost therapist to deal with my issues. He told me to let go of my past. I said, You're a ghost, mate! You're literally stuck in the past. I'm just trying to figure out how to unfriend you on the Ouija board.
Haunted House Flipper
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I bought a haunted house thinking I could flip it for a profit. Turns out, ghosts are terrible tenants. They never pay rent, leave ectoplasm stains everywhere, and the constant moaning is killing the property value faster than a zombie apocalypse.
The Casper Complex
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I tried to make friends with a ghost, but it turns out Casper lied. Ghosts are not friendly; they're just really bad at high-fives. It's like trying to hug someone made of cold spaghetti.
Seance Silliness
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I attended a seance the other day. The medium claimed she could communicate with the spirits. Well, let me tell you, if I wanted relationship advice from my ex, I would have just texted them directly. Who needs a ghost for that haunting experience?
Ghostly Roommates
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Living with a ghost can be interesting. They're quiet, don't eat your food, and never complain about the thermostat. The only downside is when you ask them to do the dishes, and they just float right through them. I guess cleaning up is a bit transparent for them.
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