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You ever notice how we say someone has "passed away" instead of just saying they died? Like, as if they're playing hide and seek with the Grim Reaper. "Well, he passed away, but we're not sure where he went. Check behind the curtains, maybe?
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Ever notice how your social life starts dwindling in your thirties? It's like all your friends got the memo that said, "Sorry, we're all busy adulting now. No time for spontaneous fun, just planned hangouts once every three months.
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The whole concept of a eulogy is interesting, isn't it? It's like we're giving someone a Yelp review after they've checked out of life. "Well, he was a bit rude at times, but overall, a solid 3.5 stars.
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a wild night is staying up past your bedtime. Forget partying – I'm rebellious; I'm watching Netflix till 11 PM on a work night. Living on the edge!
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Have you ever been to a funeral and thought, "Why do they call it a 'final resting place'? It's not like the deceased is taking a power nap there. It's more like the 'eternal snooze spot.'
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Trying to make plans with friends nowadays feels like negotiating a peace treaty. "How about we meet halfway? You know, somewhere between your house and mine, so neither of us has to drive too far.
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We all have that one friend who insists on paying with exact change. "Hold on, I've got 37 cents here somewhere. Let me just dig through my bag for the next 10 minutes while the cashier gives us the stink eye.
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Why do we call them 'adult beverages'? Like, as if the moment you turn 21, your taste buds magically evolve, and suddenly, you appreciate the fine art of sipping on a beverage that costs more than your monthly rent.
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You ever accidentally hit 'Reply All' to an office email and immediately feel like you've just launched a nuclear missile? "Abort! Abort! Someone fetch the IT guy – we've got a code red 'Reply All' situation!
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