5 Jokes For Pastaway

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 05 2025

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The Ghostly Foodie

Craving earthly delights, but I can't taste anything.
I whispered the recipe for the perfect pizza, but they misheard and ended up with pineapple as a topping. I guess ghostly culinary advice isn't foolproof.

The Ghost at the Family Reunion

Wanting to share juicy family secrets, but no one can hear me.
I tried to reveal who's been stealing the cookies, but all they heard was a creepy sound. Now they're blaming it on Cousin Larry's weird laugh.

The Ghostly Cupid

Trying to play matchmaker, but the living are oblivious to my ghostly matchmaking efforts.
I thought I'd help with pickup lines, but when I whispered, "Are you an angel?" into the guy's ear, he looked around for the fire alarm. I guess my delivery needs work.

The Ghost in the Comedy Club

Wanting to perform, but the living audience can't see or hear me.
I tried to impress them with my ghostly dance moves, but all they saw were levitating chairs. Now I'm the unintentional master of ghost aerobics.

The Ghost in the Attic

Trying to haunt the new homeowners, but they're just too busy with Netflix.
I whispered "Get out" in their ears, and they responded with, "We can't, it's a lockdown." I'm stuck haunting responsible citizens.

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