6 Jokes For Parachute

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Updated on: Sep 04 2024

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My parachute and I have a love-hate relationship. I love it when it opens, and it hates hitting the ground!
I asked my parachute if it believed in love at first sight. It said, 'No, but I believe in a slow and steady descent.
I asked my parachute for relationship advice. It said, 'Sometimes you just have to let go and enjoy the fall.
I told my parachute it needed to lighten up. It replied, 'I'm always light until I'm needed!
I told my friend I wanted to try skydiving without a parachute. He said, 'Don't be a free fall-acy!
Did you hear about the parachute that went to therapy? It had too many issues with letting go.

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