5 Jokes For Parachute

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Updated on: Sep 04 2024

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I tried making a parachute out of a bedsheet. It didn't go well – I had a really sheet landing!
My parachute told me a secret. It said, 'I always get a little high at work.
My parachute asked me, 'Are you coming down with me?' I replied, 'No, I need to stay grounded.
My friend thinks he's a comedian because he jumps out of planes with a parachute. I told him he's just falling for laughs.
What did the parachute say to the skydiver? 'I've got you covered!

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