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The Nervous First-Time Jumper
Facing fear of heights
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The instructor told me to relax and enjoy the jump, so I asked if they had a parachute for my anxiety.
The Overconfident Showoff
Trying to impress everyone with a flawless landing
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The only thing softer than his landing was the realization that gravity doesn't care about your confidence level.
The Forgetful Skydiver
Constantly forgetting crucial instructions
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My instructor asked if I remembered the safety procedures. I replied, "Of course, it's like riding a bike, right?" Now I understand why they call it a 'crash' course.
The Conspiracy Theorist Skydiver
Believing that parachutes are a government plot
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If the government really wanted to spy on us, they could just follow our Instagram stories. Parachutes are so last century.
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