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I recently found out that my pacemaker has a "pace-making history" feature. Who knew my heart had a resume? I mean, if it could talk, it would probably say, "Consistently kept the rhythm for 50 years, with occasional palpitations for dramatic effect.
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I recently learned that my pacemaker has a built-in accelerometer. Apparently, it can detect if I fall and send an alert. It's like having a little guardian angel inside me, always ready to call for help when I decide to do my best impersonation of a falling tree.
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You know you're getting old when your idea of a wild night is checking your pacemaker's battery life. It's like the adult version of waiting for the newest tech update – "Ooh, the new pacemaker software is out! I hope it comes with emojis for my heartbeat.
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Ever notice how the term "pacemaker" makes it sound like my heart is some sort of motivational coach? "Come on, heart, you can do it! Keep pumping, we've got a whole day ahead of us!" Maybe I should start my own line of inspirational pacemakers with daily affirmations.
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Having a pacemaker is like having a tiny DJ inside you, remixing your heartbeat. Sometimes I feel like my heart is dropping the sickest beats, and I'm just here, living my own personal rave. I should probably start charging admission for these epic parties happening inside me.
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You know you're getting old when your pacemaker has more features than your smartphone. I mean, last time I checked, my phone can't regulate my heart rate or send me reminders to take my pills. It's like my pacemaker is the new smart device in town!
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My pacemaker is like a traffic cop for my heart – making sure everything flows smoothly. I can imagine it now, my heart saying, "Alright, everyone, let's keep it moving. No need for any road rage or erratic beats today!
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I recently discovered that my pacemaker has a remote control. So now, not only can I control my TV with a remote, but I can also control the rhythm of my heart. It's like having the ultimate power over both entertainment and life – multitasking at its finest.
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My pacemaker is like my personal cheerleader, constantly motivating me to keep going. It's like, "Go heart, go! You're doing great!" I just wish it would stop with the occasional sarcastic slow clap during stressful situations.
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