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The Party Animal Pacemaker
When your pacemaker thinks it's invited to every party in your body.
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Went to the doctor because my pacemaker was acting up. Turns out, it was just practicing its dance moves for the next time my heart decides to do the cha-cha.
The Paranoid Pacemaker
When your pacemaker is convinced that every little change in your body is a sign of imminent danger.
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My pacemaker is like a hypochondriac on steroids. It once sent me to the ER because it saw a scary movie and thought it was having a heart attack. I didn't know machines could be scared of horror films.
The Comedian Pacemaker
When your pacemaker thinks it's the next big stand-up comedian.
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Asked my pacemaker for a joke, and it said, "Why did the heart apply for a job? Because it wanted to pump up its career!" Now I'm just hoping it doesn't quit its day job.
The Drama Queen Pacemaker
When your pacemaker turns every minor issue into a life-threatening emergency.
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My pacemaker is like the diva of the medical world. It once faked an emergency just to get a private room at the hospital. I didn't know pacemakers could channel their inner Meryl Streep.
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