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Why did the pacemaker become a detective? It had a knack for solving heart-stopping mysteries.
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What do you call a pacemaker at a comedy show? The heart of the stand-up routine.
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Why did the pacemaker break up with the clock? It just couldn't stand the ticking anymore.
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Why did the pacemaker break up with the battery? It couldn't handle the power struggle.
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Why did the pacemaker start a band? It wanted to play some heart-pounding music.
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My grandpa got a pacemaker, and now he's the most shocking dancer at the family parties.
The Pacemaker Chronicles
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You know, my doctor recently suggested that I get a pacemaker. I thought, Sure, why not add a little drama to my life? Let's turn my heart into a suspense thriller. Will it beat? Will it skip a beat? Stay tuned!
Heart's Got a New Rhythm
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So, I got a pacemaker recently. Now, when someone says, Listen to your heart, I'm like, Which track? We've got the classics, the slow jams, and of course, the occasional heart palpitation remix.
Pacemaker's Bucket List
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My pacemaker has a bucket list. Number one on the list: Experience a heartbeat that's not fueled by caffeine or stress. Well, good luck with that, Mr. Pacemaker, we're in this chaotic world together!
Heart's Got Tech Upgrades
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They say technology is advancing every day. I got a pacemaker, so now I'm like a walking cyborg. Watch out, Elon Musk; my heart's the real Neuralink prototype.
Pacemaker – The Ultimate Wingman
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With a pacemaker, I've got the ultimate wingman. I can be at a party, feeling awkward, and my heart's like, Don't worry, I got this rhythm. You just focus on not tripping over your own feet. Thanks, heart, you're a true friend!
Pacemaker vs. Coffee
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I told my friend about the pacemaker, and he said, Oh, it's like having a built-in coffee maker. Yeah, except my pacemaker doesn't do a latte art heart; it just makes sure my actual heart doesn't do a flatline art.
Cardiac Comedy Central
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I asked my doctor if my pacemaker had a sense of humor. He said no, but I beg to differ. I mean, my heart's been cracking jokes lately – every time I climb stairs, it goes, Knock, knock. Who's there? Oxygen debt!
My Heart's Social Media Status
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Getting a pacemaker is like giving your heart a social media account. It's there, updating its status like, Just beatin' through life, no skips today, or Had a little extra caffeine – heart's doing the cha-cha, but we're cool.
Heart-to-Heart with My Pacemaker
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My pacemaker and I have deep heart-to-heart conversations. I ask it, How's it going in there? And it responds, Just pulsating through life, trying not to skip a beat, you know, the usual.
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