6 Over 20 Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 08 2025

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I told my plants I've been watering them for over 20 years, and they replied, 'No wonder we're thriving; you're practically a human waterfall!
Why did the cookie go to therapy? It had too many chips on its shoulders after being dunked for over 20 years!
I told my friend I'm over 20, and they said, 'That's okay; wine gets better with age, and so do you – at least that's what we tell ourselves!
I asked my cat how old it was. It looked at me and said, 'I'm not over 20; I'm just 9 with 11 years of experience!
Why don't numbers in their 20s ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you can't stop giggling!
Why did the math book look sad when it turned 21? Because it realized its problems were never-ending!

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