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Being "over 20" means facing the harsh reality of hangovers. In your teens, you could bounce back from a night out like a superhero. Now, it's more like being hit by a freight train. I used to think the only consequence of a wild night was a messy room. Now, it's a messy room, a pounding headache, and a desperate need for electrolytes. And the types of hangovers evolve too. In your 20s, it's the classic "I had too much to drink" hangover. In your 30s, it becomes the "I had a glass of wine and now I need three days to recover" hangover. I'm convinced that at some point, hangovers just become a permanent state of being, and we all collectively decide to embrace it. Cheers to being "over 20" and feeling the effects of last night well into tomorrow morning!
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Remember when being "over 20" meant your biggest worry was whether your crush liked you back? Now, it's all about mastering the art of oversharing on social media without seeming desperate. I mean, what happened to the good old days when our only filter was choosing between color or black-and-white photos? And don't even get me started on time flying. I scroll through Facebook, and suddenly I'm watching a video about cooking hacks, and next thing I know, I'm questioning my life choices. "Over 20" should come with a warning label: "Beware: Time may move faster than it appears on your screen.
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You know you're officially an adult when "over 20" is no longer an age range, but the number of responsibilities you have. Seriously, when did deciding what to have for dinner become a life-altering decision? I remember when the toughest choice was picking between pizza or burgers, not calculating the nutritional value of kale. I mean, kale has vitamins, but can it cure a case of the Mondays? I doubt it. And don't get me started on bills. They show up in the mailbox more frequently than my mom calls to check if I'm alive. You know you're an adult when you get excited about a sale on toilet paper. It's like, "Oh wow, two-ply is on discount! It's a good day to be alive!" But seriously, if someone had told me at 20 that I'd be budgeting for toilet paper, I would've laughed in their face... between sips of my overpriced coffee.
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Being "over 20" is like entering a mysterious realm where you discover new and baffling things every day. For instance, what's the deal with health insurance deductibles? I feel like I'm deciphering an ancient code. "Congratulations, you've paid $500, and now you only have to pay $5,000 more before we consider actually helping you." It's like playing a never-ending game of financial hide and seek. And let's talk about grocery shopping. You go in for bread and milk, and suddenly you're debating the pros and cons of almond milk and wondering if you really need avocados. Spoiler alert: You always need avocados. They're like the adult version of treasure – green, expensive treasure.
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