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You know you're officially an adult when the excitement of getting carded turns into the disappointment of realizing they're just making sure you're over 20. It's like, "Oh great, I'm not a teenager anymore; I'm just a responsible person who can legally buy wine. Yay, adulthood!
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Being over 20 is like having a favorite spatula in the kitchen. You didn't choose it; it just happened, and now you can't imagine flipping pancakes without it. Life's just a series of pancake flips, and you hope none of them end up on the floor.
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Turning 21 is a big deal, they say. But turning over 20? That's the age where you start receiving unsolicited advice about mortgages, investing, and the benefits of bran cereal. Thanks, life, I was just trying to figure out how to use a lint roller properly.
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You know you're over 20 when the highlight of your week is successfully adulting, like remembering to buy toilet paper before it's an emergency. It's the little victories that make you feel like you've got this whole "being a grown-up" thing figured out.
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You know you're over 20 when your idea of a wild night is staying up past 10 pm on a weeknight. The struggle is real. It's not about partying anymore; it's about calculating how many hours of sleep you'll lose and if it's worth it for that extra episode on Netflix.
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Being over 20 is like playing a never-ending game of "What's that sound?" Is it a creaky floorboard or an intruder? Oh no, it's just my knees protesting as I stand up. The only break you get is when the refrigerator stops humming, and you can enjoy a moment of silent victory.
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Remember when the most important decision was choosing between chocolate or vanilla ice cream? Now, over 20, the most critical decision is trying to remember why you walked into a room. It's a real-life mystery that Sherlock Holmes couldn't solve.
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Remember when "Netflix and chill" just meant watching a movie? Now, over 20, it involves an elaborate checklist of snacks, comfortable blankets, and ensuring that the thermostat is set to the optimal temperature for maximum coziness. It's practically an Olympic event.
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They say life begins at 40, but let's be real—life is more like a sitcom rerun in your 20s. You're stuck in this weird middle ground where you have responsibilities, but you still get excited about finding a sale on avocados.
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