7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For ou texas

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Why did the football coach bring a ladder to the OU Texas game? He heard the championship was up for grabs!

How do Longhorns stay cool during the game? They stand near the fans!

What's the secret to a successful OU Texas tailgate? Just wing it and hope for the best! Go Sooner or later!

What's the Longhorns' favorite dessert? S'mores, because they love getting toasted!

What's a Longhorn's favorite type of weather? Hail, because it rhymes with 'fail'!

What do you call it when the Sooners win at poker? A Boomer Sooner Flush!

Why did the OU fan bring a map to the game? To find the shortcut to victory, avoiding the Texas traffic!

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