6 Jokes For Ou Texas

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Updated on: Aug 04 2025

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Why did the Sooner bring a calendar to the OU Texas game? To mark the date of their next victory!
Why did the Sooner bring a pencil to the OU Texas game? In case they needed to draw a winning play!
Why did the football player bring string to the OU Texas game? To tie up the score, of course!
How do Longhorns like their steak? With a side of horns and a dash of defeat!
What's the difference between a Longhorn and a parking space? You can actually find a parking space at the OU Texas game!
Why don't Longhorns make good detectives? They can't handle the Sooner clues!

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