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Joke Types
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What's an orc's favorite type of humor? Sarcasm—they find it 'orc'-wardly funny!
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Why did the orc apply for a job at the bakery? He wanted to prove he could 'yeast' be defeated!
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Why did the orc enroll in a cooking class? He wanted to learn how to grill his opponents!
Orc Fashion Sense
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Have you noticed orcs and their fashion choices? It's like they raided a medieval thrift shop and said, Yep, plate armor is the new black.
Orc Cuisine
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I went to an orc restaurant. The menu was pretty straightforward: If it moves, we cook it. I think they specialize in dishes with names like Gnoll Stew and Troll Roast.
Orc Philosophical Musings
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Ever tried having a deep conversation with an orc? They contemplate the mysteries of the universe like, Why swing sword when you can swing bigger sword?
Orc Dating Troubles
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I tried giving my orc friend dating advice. He said he wanted to impress his crush, so I suggested flowers. He showed up with a bouquet of battle axes. Let's just say love wasn't in the air that night.
Orc Neighbors
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You know you have unique neighbors when every morning you wake up to the rhythmic sound of an orc singing in the shower. I can't decide if it's a war cry or a passionate ballad to shampoo.
Orc Technology Problems
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Ever tried teaching an orc to use modern technology? I swear, handing an orc a smartphone is like asking a troll to perform ballet. It's just not gonna end gracefully.
Orc Haircare Woes
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I asked an orc about his hair care routine. He said, One part mud, two parts sweat, and a sprinkle of dragon's breath for that extra shine. No wonder they always look so... rugged.
Orcs at the Gym
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I went to the gym and saw an orc working out. He was deadlifting so much weight that the bar actually called for reinforcements. I'm pretty sure the weights are still recovering.
Orc Pet Problems
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My friend got an orc as a pet. He told me it's like having a puppy, but with an insatiable hunger for raw meat and an occasional battle cry during nap time.
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