5 Jokes For Orc

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 31 2025

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Orc Dating Woes

An orc trying to navigate the challenges of the dating scene.
My last relationship ended because she said I was too possessive. I said, "Well, in my defense, in orc culture, possession is nine-tenths of the law.

Orc in a Comedy Club

An orc trying his hand at stand-up comedy in a human-dominated comedy club.
I told a joke, and someone in the front row said, "That's not funny." I looked at them and said, "Well, maybe in your world, but in orc-land, we appreciate a good battle cry followed by a punchline.

Orc in a Job Interview

An orc trying to land a job in the corporate world.
They wanted me to demonstrate my leadership abilities. I said, "Listen, in my world, we settle disagreements with a duel. The last guy who disagreed with me is still looking for his left sock.

Orc Tech Support

An orc working in tech support, dealing with frustrated customers.
Someone asked me to explain the cloud. I said, "Well, in orc terms, it's like a magical place where all your files go when you're not looking. Just pray the cloud doesn't have a bad day and decides to rain on your parade.

Orc at a Spa

An orc trying to relax and unwind at a spa.
I tried yoga for the first time. Downward dog? More like downward orc trying to touch his toes. I've never felt more out of place. At least I didn't accidentally crush anyone during the tree pose.

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