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You ever notice how opening a bag of chips is like trying to sneak up on a sleeping orc? You think you're being quiet, but suddenly it's like CRUNCH! And just like that, the entire snack time ambush is ruined.
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Trying to assemble furniture from IKEA is like deciphering an ancient orc scroll. You start with high hopes, but halfway through, you're just praying you don't accidentally summon a furniture demon.
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Trying to find matching socks in the laundry pile is a quest worthy of a seasoned orc hunter. You brave the depths of the dryer, battling rogue socks and emerging victorious with a pair that may or may not be the right size.
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I was at the gym the other day, and I saw this guy lifting weights like he was preparing for an epic battle with an orc. I mean, buddy, it's a treadmill, not a dragon – no need for the war cries!
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Relationships are like orcs – sometimes you're on the same team, battling through life together. But other times, you find yourself arguing over who left the quest map unfolded on the kitchen table.
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a wild night is binge-watching a fantasy series and hoping to catch a glimpse of a stylish orc with a sense of fashion. I mean, those armor choices – fabulous!
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Ordering food online is like sending a raven to an orc chef. You wait anxiously, hoping your message was clear, and when the delivery arrives, it's like unveiling a treasure chest filled with your favorite munchies.
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The self-checkout at the grocery store is the modern-day quest for those who want to avoid small talk with the cashier. I always feel like I've defeated a mini-boss when I successfully scan my items without setting off the unexpected item alarm.
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I realized adulthood is just a series of quests – pay bills, defeat laundry mountain, conquer the grocery store. If only there were an orc-slaying cheat code for getting through the Monday morning commute.
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