7 Jokes For Opposite

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Updated on: Mar 26 2025

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Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian? He was outstanding in his field, and his jokes were corny!
I asked the librarian if they had a book on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!
I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired of standing up!
I told my computer I needed a break, and it replied, 'Opposite day canceled, keep working!
I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now I'm a banker because I need the dough!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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