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Why is it that the opposite of "I love you to the moon and back" isn't "I hate you to the landfill and back"? I mean, let's keep it real here.
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The opposite of a microwave is basically a freezer. One heats things up in seconds, the other turns your ice cream into a rock-solid fortress.
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I realized the opposite of "Netflix and chill" is "Hulu and panic." You start a show, and suddenly, there are too many ads, and you're just sitting there, stressing out.
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I figured out that the opposite of "social media" is "reality." Because let's be honest, no one's life is as perfect as their Instagram feed.
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Have you ever noticed that the opposite of "Google Maps rerouting" is "my mother-in-law giving directions"? It's like, "No, Karen, we are not taking a detour through the scenic route of your childhood memories.
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You ever notice how the opposite of "Microsoft" is "Macrohard"? I mean, talk about setting unrealistic expectations for my computer.
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I recently discovered that the opposite of "diet" is "live." Because, you know, sometimes you just need that extra slice of pizza to feel alive.
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The opposite of a treadmill has to be an escalator. One is like, "Hey, let's move!" and the other is like, "Stand here and let the stairs do the work.
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You ever realize that the opposite of "asleep" is not "awake," but it's actually "pretending to be asleep when your alarm goes off"? We've all been there.
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