7 Jokes About Open Heart Surgery

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Updated on: Aug 14 2025

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I told my friend I was going in for open heart surgery, and they said, 'That's very open-minded of you!
During my open heart surgery, the surgeon told me to relax. So, I said, 'Just heart it out!'
What did the heart surgeon say to their team during a difficult operation? 'Let's ventricle this frustration elsewhere!
I told the surgeon I was nervous about the surgery. They said, 'Don't worry, I've got the heart for this!
I accidentally swallowed some scrubs before my surgery. Now, I'm feeling a little heartburn!
I asked the surgeon if the surgery would leave a scar. They said, 'No, it will just be a little heartfelt reminder!
I met a heart surgeon who was always punctual. They said, 'Timing is essential; it's all about the beat!

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