6+ Best One Liners Jokes About open heart surgery

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My friend asked me if I wanted to play cards before my surgery. I said, 'Sure, I've got nothing to heart!

I asked my surgeon if they could make my heart stronger. They said, 'Absolutely, we'll pump you up!

I'm writing a book about heart surgery. It's a real page-turner!

I asked my surgeon if I could donate my heart after surgery. They replied, 'Sorry, we're not in the lending business!

What did the heart surgeon say to their assistant? 'This operation requires a lot of heart and soul!

What did one heart say to the other during surgery? 'You've stolen a piece of me!

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