5 Jokes For Once

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 26 2024

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The Overworked Parent

Trying to balance work and family
I took my kid to work for "Bring Your Child to Work Day." She was so excited until she found out my job involves sitting at a computer. She looked at me and said, "So, you just play with a keyboard all day? I want your job, Mom!

The Fitness Enthusiast

Struggling with exercise routines
I attempted a marathon once. The first mile, I felt like a gazelle. By the fifth mile, I resembled a sloth on a treadmill. And by the tenth mile, I was pretty sure I was being chased by a pack of determined turtles.

The Tech Geek

Dealing with technology glitches
I tried using a voice assistant once. I asked it for directions, and it sent me to a river. I guess when I said, "Take me to the nearest bridge," it heard, "Take me to the nearest fridge." Thanks for the scenic route, AI.

The Foodie

Battling food cravings and diets
I attempted cooking a gourmet meal. The recipe said, "Cook until golden brown." Let's just say my kitchen now has a new shade – call it "charcoal chic.

The Student

The struggles of education
I tried to explain my thesis topic to my grandma. She nodded and said, "That's nice, dear. But can you fix the TV remote? It's been stuck on 'mute' since your last explanation about quantum physics." At least I have a backup career as a TV technician.

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