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The best way to measure time at Olive Garden? Not by the hour, but by the number of refills on your drink. "Oh, look, it's my fourth glass of lemonade—must be 45 minutes in!
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Olive Garden: where the portion sizes are bigger than your plans to eat just a small lunch and save room for dinner.
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Ever notice how at Olive Garden, the dessert menu suddenly appears after you've declared, "I couldn't eat another bite"? It's like they have a sixth sense for your sweet tooth surrender.
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At Olive Garden, they should just have a pasta-scented candle section. That way, you can enjoy the aroma without the carb overload!
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You ever notice how going to Olive Garden is like being part of an endless pasta marathon? The only finish line is when they kindly ask you to leave so they can clean up.
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You can't deny the mystical power of those Olive Garden breadsticks. They arrive warm and suddenly disappear faster than your self-control on a cheat day.
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You know you're at Olive Garden when suddenly breadsticks become the most important currency on the table. "I'll trade you two breadsticks for that last slice of garlic bread!
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Walking into Olive Garden is like stepping into a carb-filled maze. You're lured in by the scent of pasta and breadcrumbs, and suddenly, you can't find your way out until dessert.
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Olive Garden should hand out trophies for whoever manages to resist getting seconds on pasta. "Congratulations! You have achieved the unthinkable.
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