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The "Soup's On" Advocate
Constantly debating whether to start with soup or just skip to the main course.
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The waiter at Olive Garden asked if I wanted soup. I said, 'No thanks, I'm saving room.' That's my version of delayed gratification.
The Menu Explorer
Feeling overwhelmed by the vast menu options but still determined to try everything on it.
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I go to Olive Garden with a strategy. I close my eyes and point randomly at the menu. It's my 'culinary adventure technique.' So far, it's a recipe for delicious chaos.
The Unlimited Breadsticks Lover
Trying to impress their date while managing their obsession with Olive Garden's endless breadsticks.
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My doctor asked about my diet. I said, 'Doc, I've been consuming a lot of greens lately.' He was thrilled until I clarified they were Olive Garden salad and breadsticks.
The Salad Lover in Denial
Trying to convince themselves that consuming a bowl of salad cancels out the pasta and breadsticks they devoured.
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I thought eating salad at Olive Garden was a healthy choice until my Fitbit buzzed and said, 'Are you running a marathon in there?'
The Pasta Portion Protester
Feeling conflicted about wanting more pasta but fearing the judgment from the waiter for requesting yet another refill.
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I told the waiter at Olive Garden, 'I'll have the usual: the pasta refill challenge.' He sighed and said, 'Sir, that's not a challenge, that's an intervention.'
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