6 Jokes About Old

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Updated on: Feb 10 2025

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I asked my grandma if she ever Googled herself. She said, 'No, but I've Yahooed myself in the mirror a few times!
Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? She wanted to rock and roll!
Why did the old man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
Why did the old tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
I asked my grandma if she ever tried 69. She said, 'No, but I have done 53. That's all the sailors I could screw in one night!
I told my grandpa he's not old; he's recycled. He said, 'That's true; I've been green since the '60s!

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