7 Jokes About Old

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Updated on: Feb 10 2025

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My grandpa can still do the splits. It's just that now he can also hear them!
My grandpa has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo!
I told my grandma she's getting old. She flipped me the bird and said, 'I'm just practicing for the future!
What's an old man's favorite breakfast? Oatmeal, because it's a hot and steamy affair!
I asked my grandpa for his best joke, and he said, 'My love life.' Ouch, Grandpa!
Why did the old golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
My grandpa said, 'I have the body of a 25-year-old.' I said, 'You might want to give it back; you're stretching it.

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