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Why did the lonely sock go to therapy? It had too many issues with its sole identity.
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Why did the lonely bee go to therapy? It had too many issues with its buzz-less existence.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field – just like me, alone on my couch.
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Why did the lonely pencil go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues with its sketchy past.
Oh Lonesome Me
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I tried to impress someone with my cooking skills. I made a dish so spicy that even the smoke detector left the room. It sent me a text saying, I can't handle the heat... or your cooking. Oh lonesome alarm!
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I decided to join a dating app for ghosts. Turns out, even they were avoiding me. I matched with a ghost who said, Sorry, I'm just not ready for a visible relationship. Oh lonesome apparition!
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I decided to take up a hobby to meet people. I joined a hiking group, but they were moving at such a brisk pace that I had a better chance catching up with Bigfoot than striking up a conversation. Oh lonesome wanderer!
Oh Lonesome Me
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Dating during a pandemic is tough. I tried virtual dating, but my Wi-Fi broke up with me. It sent me a text saying, It's not you, it's me... and the constant buffering. Oh lonesome Wi-Fi!
Oh Lonesome Me
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I tried speed dating, but I think I misread the invitation. I showed up with running shoes and a stopwatch. The organizer said, No, it's about quick conversations. I said, Oh, I thought it was a race to find love! Oh lonesome sprinter!
Oh Lonesome Me
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I signed up for a group therapy session for single people. The therapist looked at me and said, You're in the wrong group. I asked why. She replied, This is 'Single and Ready to Mingle,' not 'Oh Lonesome Me Anonymous.' Oh lonesome misfit!
Oh Lonesome Me
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I thought about getting a pet for companionship. I went to the pet store and asked for a talking parrot. The cashier said, Sorry, we're all out. I said, Oh lonesome silence! Turns out, even the pets are avoiding me.
Oh Lonesome Me
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I bought a plant to keep me company. I named it Fern. But then it died, and I thought, Great, even my plant is a frond with benefits! Oh lonesome foliage!
Oh Lonesome Me
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You know, my love life is like a country song. Just the other day, I walked into my apartment and even my Roomba had a tear in its sensor. I said, Hey, why the long face? It replied, Oh lonesome me!
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