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I asked my cat if it was lonely. It looked at me, knocked a pen off the table, and pretended it was an accident. Classic feline deflection.
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I tried to organize a hide-and-seek competition with my imaginary friends. They never showed up – story of my life.
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I asked my phone if it's lonely. It said, 'Not really, I've got plenty of contacts, but they're all a little flat.
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I told my computer I feel lonely. Now it keeps sending me unsolicited friend requests.
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I'm so lonely, my shadow refuses to follow me around. It found a more interesting person.
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Being lonely is like a time machine. You look at old photos and think, 'Wow, I used to have friends!
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