7 Jokes About Ocd

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Updated on: Jul 27 2024

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I asked my OCD friend how he's doing. He said, 'I'm hanging in there, but the picture frames are slightly crooked.
I asked my OCD friend if he ever takes a break. He said, 'Yes, but only when it's a perfectly timed pause.
I told my friend with OCD that he needs to loosen up. He replied, 'I'll consider it, but only if it's an even number of considerations.
I told my friend with OCD that he should try skydiving. He asked, 'Is the landing zone OCD-friendly?
My OCD friend told me he's thinking of taking up boxing. I said, 'That's great! You can organize the punches in a systematic order.
I asked my OCD friend if he's ever spontaneous. He said, 'Yes, but only if it's a meticulously planned spontaneity.
I told my friend with OCD a joke. Now he's demanding that I repeat it exactly 17 more times.

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