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I envy people with OCD when it comes to packing. I throw everything into my suitcase like it's a game of Tetris on the hardest level. Meanwhile, my OCD friend has each item neatly folded and organized, and I'm over here hoping my socks don't stage a rebellion.
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Ever notice how people with OCD make the best Sudoku players? I can't even finish one row without wanting to throw the puzzle across the room, but my friend with OCD turns it into a daily meditation practice. I'm over here stressing about numbers, and he's achieving inner peace.
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My roommate has OCD, and he color-codes his socks. I didn't even know socks had colors until I saw his collection. I'm over here struggling to find matching pairs, and he's got a sock rainbow that could make a fashion designer jealous.
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My girlfriend has a bit of OCD, and she insists on having all the labels facing forward in the pantry. I accidentally put a can of soup backward once, and it was like I committed a pantry crime. Now I triple-check before grabbing anything – wouldn't want to disrupt the pantry feng shui.
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I asked my OCD friend to help me organize my computer files. Five hours later, he handed me a color-coded, labeled, and cross-referenced spreadsheet of every file. I just wanted my desktop to stop looking like a digital junkyard, not apply for an information management degree.
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My neighbor has OCD, and his lawn is always perfectly manicured. I swear, his grass is so well-groomed, it looks like it's auditioning for a lawn shampoo commercial. Meanwhile, my lawn looks like it's preparing for a wilderness survival reality show.
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People with OCD and GPS systems have a lot in common. Both are determined to find the most efficient route, and if you deviate from the suggested path, they start recalculating their entire lives.
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You ever notice how people with OCD are like human calculators? I asked my friend with OCD what's 17 times 24, and before I could even blink, he not only told me the answer but also listed all the prime numbers in between.
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I tried playing Jenga with my friend who has OCD. After the first move, he spent the next 10 minutes adjusting each block to make sure they were perfectly aligned. I've never felt so anxious playing a game that's supposed to be relaxing.
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