7 Jokes For Nutty

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Updated on: Sep 18 2024

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I invited my friend to a nut convention, but he declined. He said he was allergic to cashews-alities.
I told my friend ten jokes about almonds, but he didn't laugh at any. I guess they weren't his type of nut humor.
I asked my walnut tree for advice. It said, 'Leaf me alone; I'm nuts about my own business!
I tried to make a nut pun, but it was too corny. I guess I'm just not good at cracking jokes.
I have a joke about cashews, but it's a bit of a hard shell to crack. You might need to shell out some patience.
I told my friend I was going to write a book about nuts. He said it sounds a bit nutty. I guess that's the point!
I tried to make a nutty pun, but it just didn't work. I guess I'm not the almond-able joker I thought I was!

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