6 Jokes For Nutty

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Updated on: Sep 18 2024

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What did the walnut say to the almond? 'You're a tough nut to crack, but you're still my shellmate!
Why did the walnut refuse to fight the almond? It didn't want to end up in a jam!
Why did the peanut go to the party? It wanted to be a little shell-shocking!
What do you call a nut who likes to gamble? A cashew-t!
Why did the pistachio turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
The hazelnut was feeling a bit overwhelmed, so I told it to take a break – a coffee break, to be precise.

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