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What's an NPC's favorite movie? Groundhog Day – it resonates with the repeating theme!
NPCs: Now Posing as Colleagues
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You ever work with someone who's so robotic, you're convinced they're an NPC? I asked my coworker about their weekend, and they responded with, I engaged in recreational activities. I'm like, Dude, I just wanted to know if you binge-watched cat videos like a normal person.
NPCs: Napping Procrastination Champions
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I wish I could nap as effortlessly as NPCs. You find them sleeping in the weirdest places, like on top of a mountain or in the middle of a battlefield. If I tried that, I'd wake up with a parking ticket and a confused crowd around me.
NPCs: No Personal Chef Syndrome
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I envy video game characters; they never have to worry about cooking. Imagine if we had NPC chefs in real life. You go to a restaurant, and the chef just stands there, waiting for you to order. I'd be like, Come on, Chef, I need sustenance, not a staring contest!
NPCs: Notorious Party Crashers
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Ever throw a party and invite an NPC? They just stand there, staring blankly at the wall. You try to engage in conversation, and they respond with generic phrases like, I enjoy festivities. I'm starting to think NPCs need a party etiquette tutorial.
NPCs: Navigation Problems, Confusion Solved!
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Have you ever given directions to someone who's an NPC in real life? It's like watching a character with a broken GPS. Turn left, no, the other left... now straight... no, don't walk into that wall! Maybe we should distribute virtual maps to people on the streets.
NPCs: No Privacy Consultants
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I realized NPCs have no concept of personal space. You're having a serious conversation, and they're just wandering into your personal bubble. I wish I had an NPC blocker in real life. Sorry, NPC, I've reached my daily quota of awkward encounters.
NPCs: Notoriously Pathetic Criers
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I realized NPCs in video games cry over the smallest things. You accidentally bump into them, and suddenly it's like their virtual cat died. I wish I had their emotional resilience. I stub my toe, and I'm on the floor crying like I just lost a boss battle.
NPCs: Netflix, Pizza, and Coma Specialists
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I think I've figured out why NPCs don't move much in games. They're binge-watching shows on Netflix and ordering pizza. I tried that, but after a weekend of it, I felt like I needed a cheat code just to get out of bed on Monday.
NPCs: Non-Playable Characters or Nosy People in Coffee Shops?
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You ever notice how NPCs in video games just stand around doing nothing? I feel like I'm surrounded by them in coffee shops too. I'm sipping my latte, and there's always that one person staring blankly into space. I'm like, Dude, did you forget to click on the 'Get a Life' quest?
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