5 Npcs Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 14 2024

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The Background NPC

Always being in the wrong place at the wrong time, witnessing dramatic heroics or comedic mishaps.
The struggle of a background NPC? Trying to have a peaceful conversation about the weather while, unbeknownst to you, a dragon is fighting a band of goblins right behind your back.

The Overwhelmed NPC Shopkeeper

Dealing with overly enthusiastic adventurers while managing a chaotic inventory.
NPC shopkeepers have mastered the art of smiling through the pain—because behind that smile is a deep, dark abyss of sold-out items and backorders.

The Wise Old NPC Advisor

Trying to give advice that's cryptic yet helpful while avoiding the frustration of being misunderstood.
The toughest part of being a wise old NPC? Convincing adventurers that 'follow your heart' isn't code for 'go poke the dragon and see what happens.'

The Quest-Giving NPC

Trying to make adventurers take on a quest without seeming desperate or bossy.
Trying to get an adventurer to take a quest is like convincing a cat to take a bath—lots of coaxing, zero cooperation, and a high chance of being scratched.

The Bug-Riddled NPC

Dealing with programming glitches, odd behaviors, and getting stuck in strange situations.
As a bug-riddled NPC, my life's mantra is 'Expect the Unexpected.' Or at least expect to be stuck in a T-pose for no apparent reason.

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