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Have you ever been to one of those novelty bookstores where they have weird categories like "Books to Read While Riding a Unicycle" or "Novels Written by Cats"? I found a book titled "The Complete Guide to Avoiding People You Know in Public." I mean, isn't that just called socializing? And who's buying these books? Are there really people out there thinking, "You know what my life is missing? A guide on how to be antisocial in public places!
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I tried writing a novel once. It's like trying to wrangle a herd of cats while juggling flaming torches. My characters started developing minds of their own, and suddenly, the villain I created was questioning my life choices. It got so bad that my protagonist filed a complaint with the author's union! I never thought I'd be negotiating character contracts and dealing with literary HR issues. It turns out, writing a novel is less about creativity and more about damage control.
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Dating is like reading a novel. You start with high expectations, hoping for a gripping story with a satisfying ending. But most of the time, it feels like you're stuck in a never-ending saga with too many unnecessary subplots. And just like novels, you often find yourself wondering, "Why did I invest so much time in this? Can I get a refund?" Maybe we need a new genre for dating, something like "Choose Your Own Adventure," so we can skip the awkward conversations and go straight to the good parts.
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You ever notice how novels are like relationships? At first, they're all shiny and new, and you're excited to dive into the adventure. But after a while, you start realizing there are too many characters, the plot gets confusing, and you wonder why you committed to this in the first place. And don't get me started on those unexpected plot twists! I thought I was reading a romance novel, not a thriller. I just wanted a love story, not a heart attack.
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