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Joke Types
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Why do novels make terrible comedians? They always get too caught up in the plot!
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I wrote a novel about a clown. It had a lot of laughs, but it also had some tear-jerkers!
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Why did the novel break up with the dictionary? It found the relationship too defining!
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I tried to write a novel about elevators, but it never had any ups and downs!
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I told my friend a joke about a novel, but it took him a while to get it. It was a slow-burn plot!
The Mystery Novel Diet
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I'm on this new diet where I only eat while reading mystery novels. The suspense is supposed to curb my appetite. It works, but now I have trust issues with every snack – is it secretly the killer?
Novel Superpowers
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If I had a superpower, it would be the ability to finish a novel in one sitting. Forget flying or invisibility – I want to conquer the literary world before my pizza delivery arrives.
The Great Novel Escape
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You ever try reading a novel and then realize it's so long that by the time you finish, the author has already written a sequel, three prequels, and a spin-off cookbook? I swear, I've been stuck in the same literary universe longer than I've been stuck in my own family.
Novel Inventions
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I heard someone created a novel-sized bookmark. Because who needs a bookmark that's proportional to the book? Now I have a bookmark that's bigger than my attention span. It's like trying to park a yacht in a puddle.
Novel Therapy
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I tried therapy, and my therapist recommended I write a novel about my problems. Great idea! Now I have a best-selling autobiography in the self-help section. Who knew my life was so relatable? Oh, right, my therapist.
Novel Ideas, Bad Execution
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I recently decided to write a novel. I had this grand vision of a masterpiece. Turns out, my masterpiece is more like a master disaster. My characters are on strike, the plot has more holes than Swiss cheese, and the only thing gripping about it is the reader's disappointment.
Novel Relationships
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My love life is like a novel – full of drama, suspense, and a few chapters I wish I could skip. If my relationships were a book, they'd be in the horror section, and readers would be screaming, No, don't go into that commitment! It's a trap!
Novel Alarm Clocks
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I bought a novel with a guarantee that it would put me to sleep. Turns out, it wasn't the book; it was the author's writing style. Now I use it as an alarm clock – works like a charm to wake me up in the morning by inducing immediate irritation.
Novel Fitness Regimen
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I tried using a novel as a weight for my home workout. Thought it was a brilliant idea until I realized the only exercise I was getting was flipping pages. Now I'm in the best literary shape of my life but still struggling to open a pickle jar.
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