9 Jokes For Noon

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Updated on: Dec 29 2024

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Why did the alarm clock feel unwell at noon? It had too many ticks!
Noon is that magical time when the morning yawns meet the afternoon siestas!
Why don't we ever see an elephant at noon? Because they're always packed for 'lunch'!
When does a skeleton eat lunch? At noon-thirty!
Why did the clock get a job at noon? Because it knew how to handle lunch breaks!
Why don't we trust the clock at noon? Because it's always 'second'-guessing itself!
Noon: the moment when morning people reluctantly acknowledge that it's 'past' their prime time!
Why was the calendar nervous at noon? It knew its days were numbered!
Noon: the time when my morning coffee and afternoon tea collide in a caffeine symphony!

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